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Anonymous asked:
this is embarrassing.. but i get a free bottle every time someone buys one at mangoaff725(dót)com and these things work better than adderall.. i legit lost 15lbs in 2 weeks.. try them. they seriously work like crazy.

i just drank cinnamon eggnog out of the carton, asshole

leave me be

Anonymous asked:
Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dót)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body pictures.. if you can guess who I am hit me up and we'll hang soon. You need a C C but its free

YOU MAKE ME TIRED CAROLINE

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What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me, no more.

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-  Joe Mazzello

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Stop. Hammer time.

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-  Joe Mazzello

Anonymous asked:
Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink7[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.

GODDAMMIT LOLSUMMER69

YOU NEED TO STOP

turlingdrome asked:
I really really admire you. A lot.

thank you so much :) we’re really glad that you enjoy MSW. it’s the enthusiasm for Joe Mazzello that fans such as yourself show that keeps this blog and the awareness of the evilness of peath on the forefront of the public psyche.

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Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.

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-  Joe Mazzello, to his vegetable arch-nemesis, Peath

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I’m just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

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-  Joe Mazzello